Famous Quotes, Quotation and Sayings

Men Quotes exclusive quotes collection ever! Women are the right age for just a few years; men, for most of their lives. ☞ Mignon McLaughlin,

Did you hear about the baby born with organs of both sexes? It had a penis and a brain. ☞ Author Unknown

There’s nothing wrong with most men’s egos that the kowtowing of a headwaiter can’t cure. ☞ Mignon McLaughlin,

Women may be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships. ☞ James Shubert

Men are only as loyal as their options. ☞ Bill Maher

Stop? I’m the guy. I don’t stop! That’s the woman’s job. We’re the gas, they’re the brakes. ☞ Lowell Ganz and Babaloo Mandel,

Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do. ☞ Katharine Hepburn

Show me a woman who doesn’t feel guilty and I’ll show you a man. ☞ Erica Jong

The hardest task in a girl’s life is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious. ☞ Helen Rowland

I’m a babe magnet… just the wrong end. ☞ Author Unknown

Every woman must admit, and every man with as much sense as a woman, that it’s very hard to make a home for any man if he’s always in it. ☞ Winifred Kirkland

I wonder why men get serious at all. They have this delicate, long thing hanging outside their bodies which goes up and down by its own will. If I were a man I would always be laughing at myself. ☞ Yoko Ono

God made man stronger but not necessarily more intelligent. He gave women intuition and femininity. And, used properly, that combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I’ve ever met. ☞ Farrah Fawcett

Many a man owes his success to his first wife, and his second wife to his success. ☞ Jim Backus

Self-discipline implies some unpleasant things to me, including staying away from chocolate and keeping my hands out of women’s pants. ☞ Oleg Kiselev

Three wise men – are you serious? ☞ Author Unknown

There’s a difference between beauty and charm. A beautiful woman is one I notice. A charming woman is one who notices me. ☞ John Erskine

What is the difference between men and women? A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need, and a man wants every woman to satisfy his one need. ☞ Author Unknown

When it comes to hiding porn, every man is a CIA agent. ☞ S.A. Sachs

Home cooking: where many a man thinks his wife is. ☞ Author Unknown

Imagine what will happen to this nation if large numbers of American women start using the Wonderbra. It will be catastrophic. The male half of the population will be nothing but mindless drooling Zombies of Lust. Granted, this is also true now, but it will be even worse. ☞ Dave Barry

If they can put one man on the moon why can’t they put them all there? ☞ Chocolate Waters

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. ☞ Natalie Wood

If men had more up top we’d need less up front. ☞ Jaci Stephen

Men lose more conquests by their own awkwardness than by any virtue in the woman. ☞ Ninon de Lenclos

Don’t accept rides from strange men – and remember that all men are as strange as hell. ☞ Robin Morgan

Men can read maps better than women. ‘Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equaling a hundred miles. ☞ Roseanne Barr

A man is two people, himself and his cock. A man always takes his friend to the party. Of the two, the friend is the nicer, being more able to show his feelings. ☞ Beryl Bainbridge

Men are beasts and even beasts don’t behave as they do. ☞ Brigitte Bardot

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. ☞ Madame de Staël

‘Tis strange what a man may do, and a woman yet think him an angel. ☞ William Makepeace Thackeray

Guys are like roses. You’ve got to watch out for the pricks. ☞ Author Unknown

Women have served all these centuries as looking-glasses providing the magic and delicious power of reflecting the figure of man as twice its natural size. ☞ Virginia Woolf,

It’s not the men in my life, it’s the life in my men. ☞ Mae West

Macho doesn’t prove mucho. ☞ Zsa Zsa Gabor

Some men have a den in their home, while others just growl all over the house. ☞ Author Unknown

How can a man marry wisely in his twenties? The girl he’s going to wind up wanting hasn’t even been born. ☞ Mignon McLaughlin,

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. ☞ Jerry Seinfeld

A man’s home may be his castle on the outside; inside, it is more often his nursery. ☞ Clare Booth Luce

You [men] are not our protectors…. If you were, who would there be to protect us from? ☞ Mary Edwards Walker

Anybody who believes that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach flunked geography. ☞ Robert Byrne

Well, I will find you twenty lascivious turtles ere one chaste man. ☞ William Shakespeare,

Men are clinging to football on a level we aren’t even aware of. For centuries, we ruled everything, and now, in the last ten minutes, there are all these incursions by women. It’s our Alamo. ☞ Tony Kornheiser