Monday, 29 July 2013

Laughter Quotes free

Man, when you lose your laugh you lose your footing. ✍ Ken Kesey

It was not a laugh but merely a loud smile. ✍ Author Unknown

Seven days without laughter makes one weak. ✍ Mort Walker

A laugh is a smile that bursts. ✍ Mary H. Waldrip

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face. ✍ Victor Hugo

[L]aughter on one’s lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life. ✍ Hugh Sidey

Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one place. ✍ Josh Billings

Carry laughter with you wherever you go. ✍ Hugh Sidey

Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects. ✍ Arnold Glasow

Laughter is an orgasm triggered by the intercourse of sense and nonsense. ✍ Author Unknown

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. ✍ Joseph Heller

Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs; he alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter. ✍ Friedrich Nietzsche

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. ✍ Woody Allen

At the height of laughter, the universe is flung into a kaleidoscope of new possibilities. ✍ Jean Houston

Even if there is nothing to laugh about, laugh on credit. ✍ Author Unknown

Mirth is God’s medicine. Everybody ought to bathe in it. ✍ Henry Ward Beecher

Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis. ✍ Jack Handey, "Deep Thoughts,"

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. ✍ e.e. cummings

Laughter is an instant vacation. ✍ Milton Berle

What monstrous absurdities and paradoxes have resisted whole batteries of serious arguments, and then crumbled swiftly into dust before the ringing death-knell of a laugh! ✍ Agnes Repplier

So many tangles in life are ultimately hopeless that we have no appropriate sword other than laughter. ✍Gordon W. Allport

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. ✍ Victor Borge

What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul. ✍ Yiddish Proverb

When people are laughing, they’re generally not killing each other. ✍ Alan Alda

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. ✍ Kurt Vonnegut

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor’s book. ✍ Irish Proverb

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. ✍Bob Newhart

A hearty laugh gives one a dry cleaning, while a good cry is a wet wash. ✍ Puzant Kevork Thomajan

There can never be enough said of the virtues, dangers, the power of a shared laugh. ✍ Françoise Sagan

I’ve always thought that a big laugh is a really loud noise from the soul saying, "Ain’t that the truth." ✍Quincy Jones

Laughter is the corrective force which prevents us from becoming cranks. ✍ Henri Bergson

Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. ✍ Max Eastman

A man isn’t poor if he can still laugh. ✍ Raymond Hitchcock

Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything. ✍ Kurt Vonnegut

Remember, men need laughter sometimes more than food. ✍ Anna Fellows Johnston

No man who has once heartily and wholly laughed can be altogether irreclaimably bad. ✍ Thomas Carlyle,

You can’t deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. ✍ Stephen King,

With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die. ✍ Abraham Lincoln

Whoever said "laughter is the best medicine" never had gonorrhea. ✍ Kat Likkel and John Hoberg,

A good, real, unrestrained, hearty laugh is a sort of glorified internal massage, performed rapidly and automatically. It manipulates and revitalizes corners and unexplored crannies of the system that are unresponsive to most other exercise methods. ✍ Author unknown


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